Okay, God, we get it...

Yes, we get it, we know, California is an evil place. A bastion of sin, deceit, and atheism/agnosticism. Okay. Fine.

But, seriously, four earthquakes in a week? Hell, I actually felt one of them!

Now, are you going to stop doing this, or are you going to throw away all pretense and finally throw at us a real shaker? Cause, ya know, if you could throw an earthquake large enough to collapse, oh, I don't know, the Social Science 100 building but nothing else, in the next three hours, that'd be great :).