Ya know the Nigerian email scam?

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From: "thomasjohnson"
Date: Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:44:25 PM US/Pacific
To: *achoo*
Subject: most urgent
Reply-To: thomas_johnson@coolgoose.com
Attachments: There is 1 attachment


Greetings,

I am MR.Thomas Johnson(AG), Assistant General Manager with the Federal Housing
Corporation of Togo.(FHC).

In view of your sincerity, honesty, maturity and good understanding, I want
to transfer sum of USD15,000,000.00 (Fifteen Million USA Dollars Only)into
your account for our mutual benefit.

This money represents a difference in an over-inflated contract
(RTG/FHC/PED-201/99) which my contract award committee and I awarded to
Messers Rademetail
Industrial Company, Tapei, Taiwan since October 12,1999.

This contract has since been completed, commissioned and the surface value
of usd45,000,000.00 has been paid to the foreign contracting firm while this
over-invoicement value of SD15,000,000.00 is still un claimed and abandoned
in a suspense account..I am soliciting your kind assistance and noble
cooperationin receiving this money for our sharing.

30% goes to you foryour assistance,65% goes to me
while 5% stands for incedential expenses we shall incure in the process.If
this transaction is
acceptable to you,could you please send me your address, telephone, fax
numbers plus any good and reliable receiving bank account details you wish
to
use in receiving this money so that I can arrange for all the necessary
contract documentations including
contract declaration, contract affirmation e.t.c alIof which shall ascertain
your accredittance genuinely
as the contract beneficiary.

I shall also reprogramme and recomputerise our foreign
contract payment computers to favour your data.

These documents shall be submitted to our paying bank along side with an
irrevocable payment order in
your favour so that they can pay you without hesitation.


As soon as you send me your conscent, this money shall
hityour account within 7 working days.

There are no risks involved in this transaction,moreover, I shall use my
esteemed position of trust
here to give you all the necessary security and protections you may deserve.

(Please this business is not must.)

Yours sincerly,
Thomas Johnson

AG Manager,
FHC, Lome-Togo.
Telephone +288 917 80 93

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Someone really needed two things for that: 1: A grammer checker. 2: Someone with an IQ over 10. How exactly do you "recomputerise" data?