I am hereby embarrased by my gender...

The trailer for Dead or Alive Xtreme 2

And, because the hilarity factor of this video is so high, drinking games!

Drink whenever you see a volleyball (this is a Volleyball game, by the way. I think)

Drink whenever the left and right breasts move independently (one of the new features of the game is indpendent breast physics...)

Drink whenever you laugh out loud at how amazingly blatant the game is.

Drink whenever you have no F***ING IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON!

Drink whenever a... part of the female body (other than the head) takes up at least 50% of the screen space...

I'm sorry, it's just that... I don't know. I've seen bad games. I've seen games where the female characters wear as little clothing as possible. But, come on people! There's a limit! This is only one step away from blatant pornography! I know that sex games aren't very popular in the US, but why ya gotta put the volleyball in there as just a "Oh, yeah, this is really a sports game!"

How'd they even get money to make another one of these?