Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Good idea, bad idea

Good Idea: Making a movie based on one of the most cinematic (of a sort), action-packed, and overall awesome games in the last few years: Max Payne

Bad Idea: Putting a guy with no credentials and the executive producer of Formula 51 in charge of producing said movie.

Any questions?

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The two reasons why politicians should shut up about violent games...

Okay, Charles Schumer goes off and bashes the upcomming game "25 to life". I'll give him that the game is probably out of line for pitting the user against the NYPD, but first ammendment, freedom of speech, hollywood has done worse, etc etc etc. You've already heard me rant about that stuff, so lets get into the reasons why Schumer is a friggin idiot.

1:

I had heard about this game before this, but didn't really know anything about it whatsoever. Most people, however, who don't keep tremendously up to date with the gaming buisness now know about this game, which, on one hand, is good because parents will know not to buy it for "Little Johnny" (more on him later).

However, now all of the gamers looking for something hyper-violent and edgy will pick this game up, plopping down 50 bucks for what will probably be an average shooter. Hell, the article is featured on the front of New York Daily News' website! I mean, COME ON! Eidos is probably laughing its ass off right now!

2:

Schumer gets a big, fat F for this comment:

"Little Johnny should be learning how to read, not how to kill cops."

Unless "Little Johnny" is a 19 year old man who hasn't seen a book in his entire life but somehow has an XBox or PS2, then he ain't gonna get his hands on this game, or at least shouldn't. Probably won't, these days, unless Little Johnny's momma is a freaking idiot! Right on the front of the box is this big "M" image. Its a game made for adults. The majority of video game players is over 18. The industry, in turn, is making games for those people.

For example, two games got released this year that, at one point or another in the development cycle, had sex minigames. "God of War" actually had the sex minigame in there, although you didn't see anything, while, in a rare display of good taste, the "GTA San Andreas" developers canned the minigame, but not removing the code. I mean, yes, the GTA games are known for their ability to let you do just about anything, but there's a limit :).

To all sentators, representatives, governors and, god forbid, presidents: Shut up with the video game bashing until you find a way to do so that I can't rebuke IN MY FREAKING SLEEP!

Friday, June 17, 2005

Okay, God, we get it...

Yes, we get it, we know, California is an evil place. A bastion of sin, deceit, and atheism/agnosticism. Okay. Fine.

But, seriously, four earthquakes in a week? Hell, I actually felt one of them!

Now, are you going to stop doing this, or are you going to throw away all pretense and finally throw at us a real shaker? Cause, ya know, if you could throw an earthquake large enough to collapse, oh, I don't know, the Social Science 100 building but nothing else, in the next three hours, that'd be great :).

Thursday, June 16, 2005

I love Pokemon...

There, I said it.

But, wait, before you start mocking me, let me elaborate!

I love the game, but I hate the marketing techniques. The whole TV show and card battle game thing is just a way to make more money and push the brand name, the whole "gotta catch 'em all" tag line is just annoying, and the fact that about 10 pokemon games have been released total is just rediculous, especailly since there haven't been a lot of gameplay changes. True, the more recent games are better than the originals, with more balanced combat, 2v2 action, and significantly better graphics, but there's been no need to push out so damn many of them.

The thing about pokemon is that its an excellent game! You see, its not just a kids game. The setting and plot (what little plot exists, anyway) scream kiddie, but the combat, oh the sweet sweet combat.

You see, its something of a role playing game with some strategic elements. You collect the little monsters, each with different attributes, stats, and abilities, and you fight other little monsters with them, simple, right? Except that each attack has a defining element, and each pokemon type has its own little defining element as well. Fire attacks, for example, work better on grass types than water, grass beats water, and water beats fire. Simple rock paper sisscors, except not so much, because in the original there were 15 such elemental types, and pokemon can have two different elemental types, making things even harrier.

So you needed to have one pokemon in your set that had an advantage against each element, and since you can only have six pokemon at a time, and each pokemon can know only four abilities, you've really got to plan ahead when choosing them. Lower level monsters with an elemental advantage against bigger, more powerful monsters will hold their own.

And, in the latest version, there are 17 types now, and the types are very well balenced now.

And, oh yes, this is a kids game. A surprisingly deep role playing game.

Its kinda like Katamari Damacy, only with less illegal drugs involved: Marketed for kids, but perfectly enjoyable for anyone.

Also, its a turn based game, so pretty much anyone looking for a good time can play it.

If you want to pick up one, I'd suggust the newest version, Pokemon Emerald, since that's the most balenced one that also acts as the two pervious one, Ruby and Sapphire, combined. If you don't have a Gameboy advance or a Nintendo DS, you could always look for a ROM of it, not that I would know of any sites to start looking *cough*, but you should at least understand why there are so many spin-off products: The original Pokemon is a damn good game in a genre that doesn't get as much love as it should.

Monday, June 13, 2005

You know you're a California kid...

...when you sleep through a 6.5 earthquake.

I mean, seriously, didn't even notice Sunday's earthquake. True, it was only a 6 pointer about 50 miles north of me, but still.

Yet another installment of "Finals Broke Wraithy"...

This is where I post weird stuff and everyone who reads this wonders what highly addictive drug I'm hooked on now (hint: It starts with a C and ends in "affine").

I wouldn't mind long hair if it didn't get in my eyes.

And I mean "IN" my eyes!

My chair is breaking. Why is my chair breaking. My chair last year didn't break. Its probably cause its made of iron.

Cheap chair makers. Cheap furnishing people.

At least no one uses the comphy chair in the living room. That's a nice chair. A bit big and a bit short, but its okay.

Irony is...

Fastforwarding through a video professor commercial with your Tivo.

The Simpsons being on FOX.

Family Guy being on FOX.

Friday, June 10, 2005

The one thing I don't mind...

about Microsoft owning Bungie:

Only Microsoft could have the balls to pull this off.

$10 mil upfront, $75 mil guantanteeded minimum budget, creative control unlike any adaptation ever seen?

Yowza. I really hope they pull this off, just so it pisses off a couple studio execs :).

Friday, June 03, 2005

Best Teaser Trailer Ever!

This includes any movie teaser trailers, btw.

The Metal Gear Solid 4 Teaser Trailer is both weird in a way only Hideo Kojima, the guy behind all of the other Metal Gear games, can be and also actually informative.

And ****ing hilarious!

There are some inside jokes, of course. Some things to remember when watching it are:

In-game, since MGS, whenever you are seen by an enemy a giant exclamation point appears above the enemy.

Metal Gear Solid 2 was advertised as a game with Solid Snake being the main character, however, after an introductory mission, the main character was changed to a blonde-haired pretty boy named Raiden who, for some reason, spent part of the game naked.

NAKED.

(true, the naked part doesn't have anything to do with the trailer, but its just more evidence of Hideo being a weird mother-****er.)

The glowing green goggles are the trademark of Sam Fisher, the main character in the Splinter Cell series, which is the other major stealth action game series.

Watch the video. It is the AWESOME!